Hi, okay so I am over the takes-teeth-out bartender (mentioned previously) for now. He's too cray and you know I have that looming fear of SUPERAIDS, since he has literally slept with the whole town.
Quick detour - I don't think I ever wrote about this, but this guy messaged me on OkCupid once, and like all the others, I ignored him. A few weeks later, he ended up being a friend of a friend and I didn't recognize him from OkCupid. Unfortunately, he recognized me and super-awkwardly kept asking me questions to get me to figure it out - like: Hey where do I know you from? Hmm, did we meet before? Was it online? OHHH, now I finally get it, OkCupid, the bane of my existence. Once I figured it out, I was immediately over any potential chance for conversation with him. This was probably a year or more ago, but I recently ran into him again at da clubz, continued to avoid.
In other news, I hung out with BG last weekend since he is back from his Euro tour. He has since cut off his dreads (which I surprisingly liked) and now looks his age - 24, but he still looks good. We had a romantic evening watching some episodes of Fresh Prince and Swamp People, ending with, finally, a non-awk hookup. He was in town for like 5 days or something, but that was the only time I saw him, although this was our first relatively-sober conversation night. I say "relatively" because we may have perhaps shared a glass of wine and some Jameson, but sadly for me, that's better than usual.
He always does this thing where he leaves in the middle of the night, which really bothers me for some reason, and he didn't exactly do that this time. However, he was staying at his old boss's house who had to leave early in the AM, so he had to get there by 6AM to get back in - which for me is technically the middle of the night - but for others, it's morning.
So I wish I had something funnier to add, but the only funny moment was when he asked me if I had condoms, followed by, "do you have Magnums?" Why yes, of course I keep a full collection of every type of condom size, brand, flavor, and material manufactured in my bedside table.
